When he plays golf
He's under par;
A Mercedes Benz
Is his favorite car.
He's the finest shot
On the rifle range;
He has a seat
On the stock exchange.
When he takes a swim
It's across the Channel;
The suit he wears
Is a Brooks grey flannel.
He rates the top
In every test;
And never settles
For second best.
When he buys or sells
Real property,
He always calls
Smith Realty!
